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# 076 – Who is the Cricket Coach?“I’ll never forget when they played the Afghan national anthem… we we were all crying.” |
# 075 – Who is the Rubbish Recycler?“Instead of getting buried, in the ground the rubbish gets reused and new things are made.” |
# 074 – Who is the Taxi Driver?“If they ask for my license I tell them ‘what license? My beard is my license.” |
# 073 – Who is the Chips Burger Man?“Chips Burgers were originally made by Afghans. We prefer them because they are healthier.” |
# 072 – Who is the Historian?“When I first went to Bamiyan when there were no paper guides, and no two-legged ones either!” |
# 071 – Who is the Madrassa Director?“The world has become such a small place and we all really need each other.” |
# 070 – Who is the Physiotherapist?“This is a place where you start life again. It’s maybe a painful place, but it is a place of hope.” |
# 069 – Who is the Schoolgirl Champion?“I pray that every parent will give their daughters the freedom of learning.” |
# 068 – Who is the Conservationist?“History has shown that civilisation will grow where there is security.” |
# 067 – Who is the Tour Guide?“Our tagline is ‘Tourism not Terrorism’. We promote peace through tourism.” |
# 066 – Who is the Sushi Restauranteur?“Afghan people are scared to eat different foods. But once they try they are happy and they love it.” |
# 065 – Who is the Music Master?“In the old days music was heard by the ears, now music is seen by the eyes.” |
# 064 – Who is the Human Rights Head?“The Taliban targeted colleagues, our vehicles have been shot at, and our offices burned down.” |
# 063 – Who is the Police Commando?“When I see my friends being martyred, I feel I should become a martyr too.” |
# 062 – Who is the Driving Instructor?“Women are much better drivers than men…they can be so blind sometimes.” |
# 060 – Who is the New Media Hound?“After a suicide attack, we have to cover these incidents. There’s no option.” |
# 058 – Who is the Meditation Teacher?“Some sources say that meditation originated in Afghanistan long before Buddhism.” |
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# 057 – Who is the Zoo Keeper?“If mankind didn’t exist, all the living creatures would live very well.” |
# 056 – Who is the Minister of Culture?“Creating a culture is hard work… You cannot do this through force.” |
# 055 – Who is the Supermarket Man?“My friends’ little daughters even ask to come to Finest to have fun.” |
# 054 – Who is the Checkpoint Guard?“This last winter was very cold. Sometimes I can’t feel my hands or feet.” |
# 052 – Who is the Comedian?“Whenever I see the teeth of the audience that is the best feeling for me.” |
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# 050 – Who is The Traffic Control Kid?“If the truck drivers are Pakistani they normally get the blame. Not many of us like Pakistanis.” |
# 049 – Who is the Telecom CEO?“They have threatened to kidnap my people, blow up my sites but we never paid bribes.” |
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# 045 – Who is the Wood Carver?“I don’t want to do anything else, wherever I am I will always be a woodcarver.” |
# 044 – Who is the Women’s Activist?“I see more women becoming like me and feeling that they have the power to do something.” |
# 043 – Who is the Head of City Power?“Once you’ve chosen a field there should be only one goal – serve the people.” |
# 041 – Who is the Chaos Creator?“My job is to mess around with the chefs and scream and make a lot of noise.” |
# 040 – Who is the Mayor of Kabul?“I am not afraid of anything when I have my people supporting me.” |
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# 039 – Who is the Postman?“I dreamt that one day I’d like to deliver letters to loved ones and make them happy.” |
# 038 – Who is the Graffiti Artist?“I am not an artist yet. Artists are great people aren’t they? I am only taking the first steps.” |
# 037 – Who is the Car Washer?“You know, when you go to work in the morning, you go with a bad feeling.” |
# 036 – Who is the Bread Silo Director?“I stand in front of the gate watching them take bread to their families, it makes me very happy” |
# 034 – Who is the Eid Butcher?“When I held the sheep’s neck and ran the knife over it, I did it with interest and delight.” |
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# 033 – Who is the Interior Designer?“Kabul was once a beautiful city with traditional buildings. Now we are overrun with architecture imported from Pakistan.” |
# 032 – Who is the Bird Seller?“The bird song reminds me of the happy times I spent in the mountains fighting the Russians.” |
# 031 – Who is the Film Legend?“I think people respect me but I don’t know. People in this country need more than just government.” |
# 030 – Who is the Rubbersmith?“I make all sorts of things out of old tyres; sandals, buckets, saddlebags…You name it.” |
# 029 – Who is the Fixer?“They came in the middle of the night to warn me that the Taliban would burn my car.” |
# 028 – Who is the Bus Driver?“there are so many cars on the road these days…no one seems to know how to drive properly.” |
# 027 – Who is the Car Dealer?“Afghanistan has been frozen in time… only now people can think about furthering themselves.” |
# 026 – Who is the Female Entrepreneur?It’s amazing to see girls coming here. I overheard them saying ‘I can’t believe we’re in Afghanistan’ |
# 025 – Who is the Blast Wall Maker?“If business continues to grow, then Kabul will be very beautiful and very safe.” |
# 024 – Who is the Museum Director?“Visitors had only the museum’s ruins to gaze at. We saw its destruction, but we did not lose hope.” |
# 023 – Who is the Film Producer?“My company has been robbed and the equipment stolen many times. But we never stopped.” |
# 022 – Who is the Fashion designer?“Whenever I come back to Kabul, it feels like I am coming home.” |
# 021 – Who is the Phone Card Seller?“You see young men losing their lives in these attacks and you think, what gives me the right to survive?” |
# 020 – Who is the Deminer?“They say that if you save one person’s life, you save the life of the whole world” |
# 019 – Who is the Fortune Teller?“Knowledge is more important than money but only Allah knows the real future.” |
# 017 – Who is the Rock Star?“You got real heavy metal here.. You got these bullets that are metal …and they are heavy.” |
# 016 – Who is the Skateboard Teacher?“When I was child I used to sleep on the roof watching the tracers from the bullets. It was exciting, like watching a celebration party.” |
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# 015 – Who is the Chapandaz?“The horse put its legs on my abdomen and I thought it was going to kill me.” |
# 014 – Who is the Taekwondo Teacher?“an aggressive face intimidates your opponent…But really I’m kind at heart.” |
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# 012 – Who is the Sweet Maker?“Life under the Taliban was much better then, there were no Snickers bars!” |
# 010 – Who is the Bulletproof Salesman?“I am the war profiteer who saves lives. If there was no war I wouldn’t be here.” |
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# 008 – Who is the Bodybuilder?“We want to show the world that this is Afghanistan. A strong, peaceful Afghanistan.” |
# 007 – Who is the Female Army General?“In 2002, after the Taliban regime, the first woman to leave the house was me.” |
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# 006 Who is the Burqa Salesman?“It’s not really like choosing clothes. It’s just a kind of covering.” |
# 005 – Who is the Money Changer?“Practice is the mother of knowledge, I know more than those who have studied banking.” |
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# 003 Who is the map seller?“There was a bomb explosion and I was just metres away from it. I was really scared!” |
# 002 – Who is the Golf Pro?“I was invited to Dubai and I saw Tiger Woods, which made me very happy. I like people who like golf.” |
# 001 – Who is the Cemetery Keeper?“I once offended Mullah Omar during the time of the Taliban after I told him a joke about being blind.” |

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